You know you are musically inept when you can't keep the beat, have no rhythm, and have to clip an electronic metronome on your collar. Then you read the instructions on the metronome, and you might as well be reading martian. Honestly, I just can't play music. There are so many campers across the street right now. I think it is a jamboree, I was talking with the people from the music store in town, where I bought my retarded metronome, and they said they are taking a bunch of instruments over.