Project Follicle

It's finished. . . HD waxed the whole shebang off my legs with great precision and passion. I took pictures of the ordeal, but will not post them. I did send them to my parents, and I think my father needs a drink. We hit a deer last night on the way home from Addled's parents. I made Adam stop turn around and we found the poor deer, it had made it into the ditch. I called 911, to alert them to the dying animal. They came and after two blasts of a shotgun, the deer died. The poor thing was in agony. I asked if there were any animal rehabilitation places around. . .nope. What a shame. Now, the van's front bumper is hanging off, an electrical harness, the passenger side wheel is making an funky sound, and all the warning lights are on. It could be drivable, but I don't think it's a good idea. I let insurance know about the incident. We were very lucky, we could have had hooves and antlers protruding into our faces. It was a doe, so there were no antlers involved. I am craving venison.