Let's Hear it for Haiku's

a slinking cat walks smoother than the onyx night salvaging strewn trash irksome background noise gravel sounds finishing cement where are my earplugs tapioca sits pale eyeballs in white glue glob dog barks at the door lace curtain windows yellow fiberglass walls curdle my belly Britney Spears head shape stubbly oblong vitamin needs to wear a wig stands outside alone not moving just observing my sneeze made him jump