Here is a video of the base template for the new Attach-O-Beard Facial Protector, for those who want the benefits of facial hair in the winter, but have clean shaven skin. Unfortunately, I am down to just blue felt or burlap (which would be scratchy). I think Addled will really appreciate this Valentine's Day gift. It reminds me so much of Nacho Libre. I am not a crafty person. My theory is, that he can tie it on when it is cold, or when he needs to feel more like Chuck Norris. But he has the ability to take it off for times around the home, or if he decides to take me to dinner, or just when facial hair is not appropriate. This will give him so much more diversity in his appearance, and it is quick and easy to put on. So, I need to find an alternate source of hair like fibres. . . since the dogs played tug of war with my other one, with hair attached. Edit: I just had a brain wave, I will give him the one I have made for him, but I will definitely hook one, then put a felt backing on it. Geez, how did I get so edumakated? |
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Attach-O-Beard Facial Protector Template Attempt Two
3 comments:
This hirsute prosthetic you are designing, seems to me, to be the perfect opportunity to recycle all of that dryer fuzz we all produce when we dry our laundry. I don't know whether this type of recycling reduces the carbon footprint, but it does wonder for the lint print. Plus, it puts all of the family's fiber detritus close to his face - a combination family totem and an opportunity to bond with your industrial grade cotton flannel thermal undies with which you Canadians probably gird your winter loins.
I'm just saying . . . Bob
Lisa, it's Valentine's Day. Surely, you will be pampering yourself with a bubble bath, manicure and a general feminine overhaul, yes? So, make sure you collect all the leavings from your legs, underarms and neather parts and paste them on that beard you have so artfully provided for your macho man. Lint and doggie hair just don't cut it...only nature's own for my number one son-in-law, please. I'd save mine, but I know that he's expecting the usual spanking and I don't want to spoil him. Mom
I am at a loss for words. . .as I am laughing way too hard, both of you warm my cockles.
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