It's a damn PD day in the middle of the week. You would think I would be happy, I thought last night as I watched some late night television, that I would be sleeping in. Nope. Addled woke me up again, Mr. Captain Underpants. I swear, he was flexing his arms and pectorals, in his tighty whiteys, while I tried to nod back off. "Look at the guns, Lisa", "Look at my muscles". Then he does the peck flexes. He has been proud of his pecks ever since some guy mentioned them at work. Men are so weird.