What I DIDN'T serve my family for dinner tonight

Instead of the "Continental Appetizer's" from "Cooking For Two" that are pictured above, with an extensive assortment of protien, of which includes eggs, different cheese varieties, what I think is an onion, sausage, a wedge of fresh lemon, a raw artichoke, an open can of sardines (or could that be kippers?), a charming lobster, and some brine products. . . I told them to "make yourself a dang quesadiLLa". ~~~ Just joking, I love "Napoleon Dynamite", and have waited to use that line somewhere.