I really feel the love

I keep making Darth Vader sounds to accompany my new boots. aaaaaaah ahhhhhhhh. My UBER BOOT. They are Ugg Adirondack Otter's. I cannot believe how comfortable they are. Reminiscent of the pug, they are so ugly, that they are beautiful. The first time I wore them outside, I slid in some dog doodle that did not belong to any of my dog's. It was definitely alien dog excrement from elsewhere in town. I shook my fist at the grey sky and cursed the bowel movement that had adhered to my pristine sole.