Surviving Teeny Boppers

Dealing With Your Teenager or Preteen (will be added to as eruptions occur). 1) No matter how hard it is, do not laugh. 2) Only laugh if they laugh first, even then, you are walking in a minefield. 3) Do not, while they are in mid yell, hold up a mirror so they see what they look like. 4) No matter what, try and hug them. 5) When they say that their other sibling is "The Golden Child", remind them that was a movie with Eddie Murphy, and threaten to make them watch it. 6) Breath in through the nose, out through the mouth. 7) Do not dance in front of them. This will make them angry.