Gag

Tibbles decided to make popcorn last night. She is a regular popcorn maker, and does it very efficiently in our vintage hot air popcorn maker. Unfortunately, she got a surprise when her kernels exploded. Inside the popcorn maker was a house centipede. The popcorn maker blew the legs clean off the centipede and the legs landed delicately in the bowl. The poor child, now she doesn't want to make popcorn anymore. She is scarred for life. Her expression was worse than on the roller coaster at Canada's Wonderland. The horrors of old houses. The moral of the story - check your bowls & check your cups prior to use.