Spiders and a Shout Out to The Ministry of Environment

Okay, I haven't set out to the polling station yet. I am quivering. There has been another spider of unknown name found in my house. It has blood red legs. In the shower, I was lathering up the bits, looked down and saw the legs flailing around, all I could do is crush it with a gigantic bottle of conditioner. There was one found on Tibble's bed, and there was a huge one found crossing the floor of the "entry room". We are under attack. I am terrified of both spiders and chemicals. I think the Sister Fats may have been a pain in the ass, but kept down the insect and arachnid population in the home, at least upstairs. When I crushed the one crawling across the floor, it was in twilight, and it may have been the big Momma, who left her offspring to plague me. I just don't know, it was a big one and when I stepped on it, it left a snot impression, like cream ectoplasm. Why the hell can't the Ministry of The Environment put up a decent spider identification page for Ontario???? We might all wake up dead from poisonous venom cursing through our veins. If I was in politics, that would be my first priority.